Late Thursday Afternoon This And Thats

Didja hear Jennifer Lopez needs to get some new damn bodyguards at her spread in the Hamptons? Yes, she does. (New York Post, Vanity Fair)

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Hollywood veteran Hank Azaria continues to lighten his real estate load: In September, 2011, he sold a 7 bedroom mansion in Bel Air for $11,065,000 and in early May (2013) he dumped a giant loft in New York City for $8,000,000. Then, in late May (2013) he quietly sold a Gerard Colcord-designed house in Pacific Palisades for $6,223,500—the one he bought from Dan Castellaneta for $5.5 million in August 2011. The buyer of Mister A.'s Pac Pal pad was Grammy- and Emmy-nominated film and television composer Ramin Djawadi (Prison Break, FlashForward, Iron Man, Game of Thrones, etc.) and his wife, Jennifer Hawks, a successful music executive in the film industry (The Help, Lincoln, The Soloist, Disturbia, etc.). And, finally, in late July (2013) the clearly downsizing four time Emmy winner sold his former bachelor pad in the Hollywood Hills. Prop records show he bought it in 1992 for $390,000 and sold it for $652,000 to a mysterious buyer. (The Bizzy Boys at Celebrity Address Aerial, Yolanda Yakketyyak)

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Jim Furyk, some professional golfer that Your Mama has never heard of before—no shade, we just don't a damn thing about profession golf—put his Deer Valley, UT ski condo on the market for $2.399 million. (Deer Valley Homes for Sale)

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Your Mama hears through the celebrity real estate gossip grapevine that New York based Showbizzers Naomi Watts and Liev Schrieber are fixin' to (re-)list their West Coast abode. (Nonni O. Bidness)

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Any ol' person with the dough and inclination to shell out $9,500 bucks a month for rent might want to consider an angled ranch residence in L.A.'s Outpost Estates 'hood that's owned by Oscar-nominated Spanish siren Salma Hayek. (Zillow)

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Real Housewife Melissa Gorga dumps Jersey mansion. (Us Magazine)